Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Break Up Again

Unable to squeeze out enough sperm out of John Mayer’s testes to force life into her arid womb, Jennifer Aniston has once again called their relationship off. Newsday gives us the “facts”, as it were. My conjecture is more interesting, I think.

“They had some disagreements and decided to not continue to see each other,” a source told People magazine, which reported an end to the high-profile relationship - for the second time - on its Web site yesterday.

Another source told the magazine that Mayer cooled off the romance after Aniston returned from Europe, where she’d been promoting “Marley & Me.”

I hope this is the end. All this breaking up, and going back, and breaking up, reminds me unfortunately of my dog pooping, eating the poop, then pooping again. It may look tasty, but it’s still dog shit.

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